Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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