Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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