There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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