what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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