how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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