Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
