you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
So many bounce houses so little time
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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