everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
