wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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