I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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