i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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