When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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