Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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