So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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