He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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