Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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