just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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