I need help removing her.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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