her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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