...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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