i don't want you to think of me as your TA
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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