So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
