But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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