Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
birth control should be required to get into college
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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