how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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