How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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