I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We talked him into tasing himself.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
