i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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