Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I am one with the molecules
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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