i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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