absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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