Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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