woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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