one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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