I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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