Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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