I want to walk on stilts...naked
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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