Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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