ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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