he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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