We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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