i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
50% drunk capacity currently
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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