Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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