What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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