If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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