somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize
