I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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