Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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