I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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