My boss' voice literally gives me gas
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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