Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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