Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he was CRYING into my vagina
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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