We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sober January is a disaster.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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